Beastly business at the castle
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Beastly business at the castle
Sources close to Prince Charming have revealed that on Saturday night a rogue caller made an unwelcome visit to the Royal Palace. An anonymous enchantress, disguised as an old beggar, offered a rose to our young prince, in exchange for shelter from the cold, but the prince refused.
No one has been able to make contact with His Royal Highness since and Le Police Municipale are appealing for any information on his whereabouts. With his 21st birthday approaching, celebration plans in our quiet village have been put on hold.
Police are also warning locals to stay out of the forest after numerous reports of a hideous beast on the prowl. Monsieur Gaston has vowed to have the beast’s head to add to his impressive collection of hunting trophies on display at Murphy’s Tavern.
With such sinister goings on we recommend that, as darkness falls, all villagers come together for safety in numbers. You are recommended to take shelter in Regent House School, Wednesday 8th, Thursday 9th and Friday 10th September from 7.30pm until we are certain Gaston has rid our community of this menacing predator. Generous Gaston has agreed to charge just £8 to adults and £5 to concessions for this safeguarding.
